"2025: The Year of Unprecedented Surprises (and One Very Interesting President)"
Hello! Good morning, afternoon, evening, wherever you may be! It's only May, and 2025 has already packed more punches than a Rocky Balboa fight scene. Between alien invasions (just kidding, or are we?), record-breaking weather, and politicians who think they're in a battle with the world, it's been a wild ride. And then there's the President. Bless his heart. I'm not sure exactly what else to say. It's only May and, WOW, it feels like it should be years end. He's interesting, I have other names I could say, but I'll try to be nice here! When asked about the economy, the President's response was, "It's great, believe me. It's the best we've ever had." We're pretty sure that's the national motto now. When questioned about foreign policy, they said, "We're making deals, big deals." We're not sure if those deals involve Monopoly money or actual diplomatic breakthroughs. So far he's pissed off most of ...