"2025: The Year of Unprecedented Surprises (and One Very Interesting President)"
Hello! Good morning, afternoon, evening, wherever you may be!
It's only May, and 2025 has already packed more punches than a Rocky Balboa fight scene. Between alien invasions (just kidding, or are we?), record-breaking weather, and politicians who think they're in a battle with the world, it's been a wild ride.
And then there's the President. Bless his heart. I'm not sure exactly what else to say. It's only May and, WOW, it feels like it should be years end. He's interesting, I have other names I could say, but I'll try to be nice here!
When asked about the economy, the President's response was, "It's great, believe me. It's the best we've ever had." We're pretty sure that's the national motto now. When questioned about foreign policy, they said, "We're making deals, big deals." We're not sure if those deals involve Monopoly money or actual diplomatic breakthroughs.
So far he's pissed off most of the world leaders. We are pretty much the laughing stock of the world.
Poor President Zelenskyy, I felt horrible for him at that meeting, being teamed up on by all of the bullies in the oval office. A suit? Dude, why ask such a dumb question! The man is fighting for his country, fighting for the freedom of his people, fighting to get peace. But, no, ask about a suit. Anyways, many Americans are with the Ukraine and their President and are hoping for the best outcome, and praying it comes soon.
He's fallen asleep at the Pope's funeral (good ole' Dozy Don). And he's turned many of his voters against him. What a few months its been! And he's just getting started.
He's also claimed that gas is down, it is not! Groceries are down, they are not! Eggs are lower in price, that is a lie! But hey, he's the president, he can lie...right?
Anyways, let's hope that things turn around for the better, because I don't think things can get much worse...but then again, look who's running our country, YIKES!
As we trudge through the rest of 2025, one thing is clear: it's going to be a long year. But hey, at least we've got good Wi-Fi and an endless supply of memes to get us through. 2025 is weird, the President is...the President, and we're all just trying to survive until Christmas.
To top it all off, its been raining for the last 6 months here in Pennsylvania. I'm not sure if it'll ever stop. I pray for the best but I'm thinking the sun and warm weather took a turn into the ocean somewhere. If anyone happens to find the sun, lost and roaming the beach, can you please send it back to PA? Thanks!
So, I'll end this here for now. I'm sure there's much more to say in the coming months, but this will due for today since I'm giving myself a headache.
Enjoy your day, night, wherever you may be. I hope you have warm weather and plenty of sunshine where you are! But if you do have those things, I'm jealous of you!
Sending good thoughts, warm wishes, and plenty of love your way! Until next time...
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